03 August 2017
Revival springs from...
But pretty much everyone missed it, because they were all looking for signs and wonders.
While those are tools that can help bring about revival, revival springs from relationship. If you don't believe you really have an intimate relationship, if you think you have to do something to win approval (revival, healing, saving your marriage, seeing change in someone, whatever), you aren't likely to experience revival. Not because God doesn't want it, but because you aren't ready.
Inspired by a post by Monty Dickerson quoting Pieter Swart.
15 September 2015
And the Lord Said Unto me, "Go Watch Marvel Movies!"
I was struggling with how to make the last real edit to my first novel. I had accidentally warped time; when I unwarped it, something didn't make sense. I couldn't see how to fix that without a lot of rewriting. I prayed, and that still, small voice very clearly said, "Watch Winter Soldier".
So I did. And thoroughly enjoyed it, as usual. I had no new insights on the book, but I suddenly felt great about it; I was at peace. The next morning when I woke up, the solution was obvious- and it all revolved around how we handle secrecy. WS was chock full of secrecy.
Then I found out that the publishing company name[1] I've used for years was in use by others- and trademarked. Racking my brain and the net for a solution that let me keep the essence of the name, I prayed and there was that voice again. "Watch Iron Man 3."
So I did. At the end of the IM3, Tony had to let go of some of his past to move forward with Pepper (and life); he blew up what was left of his iron legion and had doctors remove the shrapnel and electromagnet from his chest. Light bulb moment! I needed to let go of the past. Amazingly, it was that easy. But no other name I liked was free and clear (Stark was a clear leader after the movie, but there are several small presses using that name.)
I didn't hear the voice again, but I knew I needed to watch Thor II: The Dark World. It just felt right.[2]
So I did. And ultimately came up with the perfect name. It will work for any sort of book I care to publish (and there are quite a few genres in the works!) Would you like to know the name?
I'll bet! But not until trademark paperwork is filed. Sorry.
Watch this space!
NOTES
1. The name was "Triple R Publishing". My marketing genius (Page Vandiver of Simply Heaven Design) was already developing a logo. I'd copyrighted all my short stories and technical material under that name for years, but had failed to trademark it. Never again.
2. If you've read the Harry Potter series, it felt a lot like when Harry took the felix felicis potion. That's actually one of the best narrative descriptions of flowing in the Spirit I've read, other than the fact that it was impersonal magic rather than an intimate, supernatural relationship. I've felt extremely lucky like that at times, and this is much better.
27 June 2015
A Christian Islamic State
If you don't want to live under Sharia law, don't try to impose your understanding of "Biblical" law on anyone else.
The governmental version of marriage and ours are NOT inextricably intertwined.
Jesus came to establish a kingdom transcending human government. Why are you trying to make them the same thing? Jesus explicitly rejected every attempt to force him into that role. What makes you think he changed his mind?
Give up that yoke. It's killing you and causing more collateral damage than you can imagine.
26 June 2015
Love And Hate- the Gay Marriage Ruling
What should NOT be expected is that some (and it's far from all, thank God) of my Christian friends- my self-professed family- are acting furious, angry, and downright nasty toward gays, toward the court, toward elected leaders, and toward Christians who disagree with them on both sides of the issue!
I may well hurt or anger people on all sides of the issue with this blog- especially if you don't read all the way through with an open mind. If you're not willing to do that, you should probably just move along until you are. But hurt and anger are the farthest things from my intent.
First off, if we're going to demand that the government stay out of religion we need to be careful not to impose religion via government. If marriage is a sacrament, something the Church should be involved in, then the Church needs to differentiate that from what the government considers marriage. The government deals in legal technicalities, taxes, and control. This applies to marriage as much as anything. Personally, I wish another word were used; I see all marriages as civil unions from a governmental standpoint. Or we can change the term the Church uses. I really don't care. My point is that they are two completely separate things and the Church should not be up in arms over the government changing the legal definition of marriage. My gay friends have every legal right to expect equal protection and equal rights under the law.
Religious groups, on the other hand, have every right to interpret the religious meaning of marriage based on their interpretation of spiritual revelation, whatever form that takes- be it the Torah, the Christian Bible, the Book of Mormon, the Koran, or wisdom handed down orally by generations of elders. No pastor, priest, imam, or other religious leader should be told s/he must violate her/his conscience to perform a marriage.
I speak of the Church and marriage, but even that wording is fraught with peril today as various Christians argue over what the Bible says, or whether it is even relevant in this case. Ten different people may mean ten different things when they say, "the Church"- or when they say "I believe the Bible".
I believe the Bible is God's word. I'm not sure it's 100% inerrant in its wording, especially in its interpretation today. I have no doubt the gist of it is correct. I have met God. I have a deep, intimate relationship with the God of the Bible. I have been kissed by God.[1] I know God pretty well. And I know that God transcends that book.
The Bible itself says that Jesus was (is) the Word of God. How can the letter matter more than the person? Jesus said far more things than are in the Bible (according to the Bible!) And yet he never said a word about homosexuality.
There are only a tiny handful of passages about homosexuality in the Bible. They are not as clear as most of us would like. At the same time, the attempts to explain them away are no more definitive. It looks to me like these passages support the notion that homosexuality is a sin. I don't like that. I have gay friends, friends so close they are family. At least one of my dopta-daughters is gay, and several more have had happy same-sex experiences even though they don't consider themselves gay. I know these people. I love them. Many of them know God, exhibit fruits and even gifts of the Spirit. Every one struggled with their identity and believes God told them they are OK as they are.
I don't know what to do with all of that; I still don't understand. As much as I would like to believe that being gay is perfectly fine, those few verses nag at me. But that's OK. There are lots of things I don't understand in the Bible. I don't sweat that; if studying gets me nowhere I put them aside and trust God to show me what I need to know when I need to know it.
And yet... Jesus died for all sins. ALL sins. Yours, mine, President Bush's, President Obama's, my wonderful straight wife's, my precious, gay daughter Corey, my dear friend and brother Neal. That same Jesus, when asked which of the commandments was the greatest, didn't name any of the Big Ten. He didn't reach into the bowel of the OT and pull out "a man shall not lay with a man". He said to love God with everything in you, and to love your neighbor as yourself.
Note the restrictions there. Look carefully; write them down. Enumerate them. If you want to get all Old testament, write them on your pillars and doorways, and put them in boxes on your wrists and foreheads. Go ahead. I counted them so you can be sure you got them all.
Zero. None. Nada. The empty set. A non-intersecting Venn Diagram. A blank spreadsheet.
"Love your neighbor." Not just the person who believes as you do. Not just Christians. Not just your family. Not just straight or gay people. Not just people of a certain skin tone. In another parable Jesus made it clear that most of us wouldn't recognize our neighbor even if she were saving our life. Because everyone is our neighbor.
Every. Last. One.
We can discuss the issues. That's a good thing. Arguing? Not so much. Vituperous proclamations, degradations, damnation, and general nastiness? That's the kind of thing that earned the hypocrites among the religious leaders a scathing retort from Jesus.
I've seen a lot of people saying "LOVE WINS!" on Facebook today. But from some (again, nowhere near all!) of my FB friends who proclaim their Christianity the loudest, I see only condemnation and judgment. Don't expect too many people to listen. In fact, I pray they don't.
I encourage all of you to seek someone out who believes differently. Get to know them. Show some love. If you're a believer (or even if you aren't sure), pray together. You won't get cooties. You won't get a demon. But you might well encounter God- the Jesus who redeemed us, the Father/Mother who lovingly made and sustains us, the Holy Spirit who brings us in unity with God and each other.
It's not my job to "save" anyone or fix anyone. That's up to God. I'm here to love, and I love you. As does God. Straight, gay, however you see yourself. But when you look in the mirror know that you were created in the image of God. Every last one of you.
[1] If you care, it was extremely intimate. It was romantic. It was pure love. It was powerful. It was many things. But it was not homosexual or heterosexual.
20 April 2015
Success in Ministry?
I hate phrases like that.
Did the youth encounter Jesus? Then I would call that success.
Hopefully some came to know God. Hopefully some went deeper in that relationship. Hopefully lives are transformed.
In John 4/37-38 Jesus briefly discusses one harvesting and another reaping. In I Cor 3/5-8 Paul discusses one sowing, one watering, and another reaping. In this light, westernized concepts of "success" melt away.
For years I wasn't sure how much impact I was making as a youth minister. It turns out the real fruits are not always evident until later. I found that I had a lot more than I had known. Yet some of what we all deemed successes then don't look like it now. I continue to trust, pray, and love and hope they will be. Not for my sake, but for theirs.
And there is, I think, another component. Did it transform you? Did you grow in love and grace? Did you grow closer to God, the youth, and their families? Basically, did the great commandments become more real? Do you see more fruit? There's some real success, too!
If we define success as the world does (regardless of how many preachers or local churches go along) we have missed the point, just as anyone who looked down on the widow for giving such a pittance (Lk 21/1-4) had missed the point. Clearly Jesus judged otherwise.
We should be the Church in the West but we are too often the westernized Church.
22 December 2014
Dreams and Visions and Trust, Oh My! (Not Quite the Christmas Story)
Copyright 1998, 2011, 2014 Miles O'Neal, Round Rock, TX, USA. All rights reserved.
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never seen, reasonably serious type, but not a stuffed shirt, may be male or female, any age |
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Joseph |
18 to 30 y/o Jewish carpenter |
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Mary |
14 - 16 y/o girl |
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Peter |
healthy donkey, piles of stuff on his back |
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Thomas Bodett |
14 - 20 y/o, inn-keeper's nephew. Eager, helpful, honest. |
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[curtain closed, stage dark] |
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Narrator: |
It wasn't a dark and stormy night. It was instead a bright, hot, arid, windy morning in the middle of a desert. A young family has been traveling all night, as they have for a number of nights now ... |
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[curtains open, lights up fast, young Jewish couple plodding along with donkey] |
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Mary: |
(stumbling) Oh, Joseph, it's so hot! |
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Joseph: |
(steadying her) I know, I know. (sighs, looks around shading eyes with hand) Mary, ride the donkey. |
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Mary: |
Oh, Joey, we have too much on Peter as it is - almost everything we own! (Looks at stuff on donkey) Such as it is. |
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Joseph: |
That's what donkeys are for! (stops donkey) Here, let me help you up. And tell me again why you named him, "Peter"? |
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Mary: |
(resignedly gets on donkey.) Because he's so good-natured, but so stubborn. |
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Joseph: |
And so who is this stubborn, good-natured guy he's named after? |
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Mary: |
Just someone I saw in a dream once. (donkey starts, Mary groans). Ooooh... I'm so sore. (gets faraway look) Next time we take a Concorde, first class. (smiles dreamily) |
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Joseph: |
What? Con-Chord? First what? |
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Mary: |
I'm sorry, Joseph dearest, never mind. |
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Joseph: |
I worry about you when you talk like that. I think we need to get you out of this heat! |
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Mary: |
Ha! When I talk like that! (looks to sky) Angels he sees! Dreams he has! Take a lovely tour of the Middle East and see fascinating Egypt, home of the Pharoahs, pyramids, and lovely sphinxes, my precious! See the spot where Moses turned the water into blood! See where Joseph fled Potiphar's wife! Get your picture taken with Egyptian guards like the ones who drowned in the Red Sea! (smiles lovingly at Joseph) And you worry about me? |
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Joseph: |
(wry smile) You have such a way with words, dearest. I don't think I ever put it quite like that. |
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Mary: |
I know, I know. Oh, I'm so sore! Get me down off this mangy beast! |
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Peter: |
Hee haw! (stops suddenly, Joseph catches Mary as she starts to fall) |
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Joseph: |
I don't think Peter likes that! And he isn't mangy. And he's a good donkey. He carried you to Bethlehem, he got us this far, with no problem. |
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Mary: |
True enough. I'm sorry, Peter. (rubs muzzle fondly) It's just that his bones (pats Peter's back) and my bones (rubs rear) don't seem to line up right for comfort. What this donkey needs is some nice, leather Ricarro seats, with lumbar support and adjustable head rests. |
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Joseph: |
Mary? |
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Mary: |
Sorry dear. You have dreams, I have visions. |
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Joseph: |
Visions she has. Angels she sees. (shakes head) And you danced with that one angel! |
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Mary: |
(laughing, almost hysterically) Not quite! I danced before the Lord! If the angel danced, too, that was his business! (makes moon eyes) It's only you I dance with, Joey! |
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Joseph: |
(catches Mary as she stumbles) It's too hot. We've got to find shelter before 10 AM. |
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[child hurries by with subtitle sign "...before the 4th hour"] |
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Joseph: |
Oh, well, the Lord sent us here, the Lord will provide. (looks up) Right, Lord? |
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Mary: |
(starts looking through bundle on Peter's back) How's our little boy? Son? (anxious) Son? Are you in here? (upset) Joseph! Where is he? Did we leave him at the last oasis? (frantically digs into pile) |
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Joseph: |
(stops her, holds with one arm, moves rags on different part of pile) No, no, it's all right, he's here. Remember? You wanted him to see out the back for a change of scenery? |
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Mary: |
(slumps against Joseph) I forgot. I'm sorry, honey... I'm so hot and tired... I remember now, I was thinking about family vacation in a station wag... Never mind. Anyway, I agree, we need to find some shade. Can we set up our tent against that sand dune? |
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Joseph: |
Let me climb it and see if there's anything nearby. |
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Mary: |
Oh, be careful. And make sure it's not a mirage! I had a cousin who wandered for days chasing a mirage. They found him nearly dead, pouring sand from a camel's skull into his shoes, convinced he was at a tea party! |
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Joseph: |
Don't worry, I'm not the one talking about Ricardo's leather seat, or whatever! (kisses her gently, starts up hill) |
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Mary: |
(talks to bundle on Peter's back) I had such high hopes for you, little man. Growing up with your cousin John, playing in the yard outside a nice split level in Nazareth, helping your Daddy in the shop... He was going to make you a rocking horse, if only I could explain to him what a rocking horse was! (sighs) Poor Joseph! Sometimes he must think me mad, with the things I see in the future. Funny, I've never seen anything in the near future - about you, about us... He's a good man, is Joseph... He could have sent me away... We could be living in Samaria right now, me a servant girl or something, just trying to survive, desperately trying to find you a father... But some day, I see us coming home, coming back, you in the Temple, teaching... Yes! I do, I see you in the Temple teaching. Why do the other teachers look so unhappy? |
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Joseph: |
(running towards them, laughing and hollering) Mary! Mary! Yes, we will go round this sand dune! We'll stay there! It's a great place to (Ha ha!) pitch our tent! (arrives breathless, laughing, stumbles into donkey) Let's (breathes hard, wavers) let's go! |
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Mary: |
Joseph! Are you all right! I think you've had too much sun! |
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Joseph: |
No, I'm fine, just a bit carried away. Come on! Let's go! (pulls at Peter, stumble on) Wagons ho! |
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Mary: |
(confused) What? |
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Joseph: |
You can do it, I can do it. Wagons ho! |
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[curtains close] |
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Narrator: |
And so, Mary and Joseph and their young son and Peter the donkey and nearly all their worldly possessions have come to the end of another long night's journey through the desert, exhausted, tired, dry, but safe. Sometimes they worry vaguely about lions, or jackals, or bandits... |
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[Curtains open on a small oasis town in the middle of the desert. An adobe building (or series of tents) labeled "Motel 6" is in foreground. As the family comes round a sand dune, a young man in bright clothes suddenly steps out in front of them.] |
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Thomas: |
Howdy! |
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M & J : |
(looking terrified) Aaaahhhh! |
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Mary: |
(throws herself in front of donkey) Stay back, you fiend! |
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Joseph: |
(throws self in front of Mary) Halt! Who goes there?!?! |
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Thomas: |
(throws self on ground, appears to be having epileptic fit) |
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Mary: |
Joseph? |
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Joseph: |
I don't know! (Looks around warily) Maybe this wasn't such a good idea... |
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Thomas: |
(laughs hysterically throughout lines) Oh man, oh man, oh man! If you could have seen your faces! (starts to get up) I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you! I just wanted to get your attention, to welcome you to our oasis, and offer you our hospitality! (has fits of giggles) Thomas, son of Bodett, at your service. |
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Mary: |
(slumps against Peter, Joseph grabs and holds her) I think I need to sit down. No, lie down! And have a huge glass of... |
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Joseph: |
(interrupts, kisses her, shushes her, looks knowingly at lad) Um, we were just passing through, we hadn't really decided for sure if we want to stop here... |
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Thomas: |
(Looks at them, looks at sky, wipes forehead exaggeratedly) Oh, of course, of course. But if you should be interested in spending the day out of the hot sun, maybe sleeping in a nice, air conditioned room... |
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Joseph: |
A what? |
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Mary: |
(exchanges looks with the lad) Don't worry about it. |
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Thomas: |
...drink some cold water, eat a few fresh figs and dates, I'm sure you would find our prices very reasonable! |
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Joseph: |
Well, just for the sake of argument, if we were to delay our journey, give up the lovely views of traveling by daylight, rest a bit in your, ah, whatever, drink some tepid water, maybe share a meal, how much is reasonable? |
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Thomas: |
That's cold water, I assure you, honored sir! And most excellent dates and figs! Only a few shekels! |
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Joseph: |
(looks at Mary, raises eyebrows) Only a few shekels? For all that? (looks around dubiously) You have a lot of competition or something? |
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Thomas: |
And no bugs in the rooms. |
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Mary: |
(clutches Joseph's arm, whispers) Oh, Joseph, could we? Everywhere we've stopped, it's been roaches, scorpions, palmetto bugs... |
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Thomas: |
(bows) We would be honored to have you stay here. This is the last rest stop and filling station for many spans of cubits. But we are honest men. When the great and rich come, my uncle charges them the prices for great and rich men. When others come, we charge them much less. We are blessed, and would not take from those who have not much. |
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Joseph: |
This isn't a room in the stable, right? |
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Thomas: |
Huh? |
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Joseph: |
(holds out hand) OK, deal! |
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Thomas: |
(looks at hand) Huh? |
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Joseph: |
(bows) |
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Thomas: |
(bows) This way... (leads to room 107, heads back to tent marked "Office") |
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Narrator: |
And so Mary and Joseph and the child and Peter spend the hot part of the long day in an oasis. As evening approaches, they prepare to leave. |
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[lights fade somewhat (ideally, sun moves across sky as narrator speaks)] |
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Mary: |
(carrying baby) Oh, Joseph! That was wonderful! A bed! And a bath! And fresh fruit! And cool water! I feel so much better! |
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Joseph: |
I told you God would provide. |
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Thomas: |
Your animal, sir. |
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Joseph: |
Thank you. (looks wary) How much for taking care of him? |
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Thomas: |
(consults paper) Let's see - fill up with hay (points to mouth), checked his wipers (points to eyes), new tires (points to feet)... |
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Joseph: |
(whacks self in head, shakes head) |
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Thomas: |
... washed and waxed him (waves hand around outside), 1 quart of Castrol... I mean Castor Oil... That's 5 shekels. |
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Joseph: |
(jaw drops) 5 shekels??? |
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Mary: |
(almost drops baby) 5 shekels??? |
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Thomas: |
(cringing) 5 shekels. Hey, we didn't even charge for the Castrol, I mean Castor Oil! |
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Joseph: |
No, no, you misunderstand! We thought it would be more than that! |
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Mary: |
Far more! Oops! (covers mouth) |
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Thomas: |
We are here to serve. |
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Joseph: |
So, business has been good? |
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Thomas: |
(shrugs) Not really. |
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Mary: |
What about all the rich and great? |
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Thomas: |
(shrugs) So it's been a little while. The Lord will provide. |
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Joseph: |
(pulls Mary off to one side) What do you think? |
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Mary: |
I think... (looks at Thomas, looks at baby, smiles) I think he's telling the truth. So does our son. |
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Joseph: |
What? (stares at Mary, at baby, back at Mary) |
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Mary: |
Trust me on this, OK? |
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Joseph: |
So what do we do? We don't have 5 shekels! I forgot all about the donkey last night... |
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Mary: |
Well... we were wondering why those so-called Wise Men gave us some of those gifts. I mean, Peter's lugged all that gold, frankincense and myrrh all the way from Bethlehem! |
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Joseph: |
But those gifts were for our son! (looks wonderingly at baby) "For the king", they said. (looks at Mary) |
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Mary: |
And we're his parents! We wondered what it all was for - maybe to help with this journey! |
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Joseph: |
That makes sense. |
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Mary: |
How far do we still have to go? |
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Joseph: |
We're about half way there. Once we get to Egypt, who knows? We can camp at the border, or move on. |
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Mary: |
To Cairo. (dreamily) Maybe a condo on the beach... |
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Joseph: |
What? |
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Mary: |
Never mind! (imperious British accent) Shall we pay with gold, or with spices, miluhd? |
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Joseph: |
Gold, I suppose. And what's that silly accent? |
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Mary: |
Never mind. Joey?... |
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Joseph: |
(looks in eyes) Yes, Mary? |
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Mary: |
Let's bless them. I saw others today - Thomas is the only one who has decent clothes. I think they've hit hard times. |
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Joseph: |
Well, they certainly treated us well. I think you're right. (moves back to Thomas) Here, can we pay you in gold? |
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Thomas: |
(suddenly suspicious) Gold? I thought you were just a family fleeing to Egypt! |
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Mary: |
Gasp! |
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Joseph: |
What made you think that? |
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Thomas: |
Just stuff I read in the paper. (takes gold) Wait a minute! (bites, looks shocked) This is the real thing! I can't make change from this! |
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Joseph: |
Don't worry about it - as you have blessed, so are you blessed. Now, which way to Egypt? |
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Mary: |
Joseph... (pulls aside) Are you sure about this Egypt thing? I mean, really, really, sure, deep down in your soul sure? |
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Joseph: |
(Looks into distance a moment, looks back at Mary) |
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Mary: |
I mean, I'm just so tired of the desert, and Egypt will just be more desert, and we only have enough gold and spices for a few months after we get there, and if this is the Messiah, what is He going to do in Egypt??? Do we really need to go to Egypt? Are you sure about this dream? |
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Joseph: |
As sure as the dream that caused me to marry you, my beloved. |
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Mary: |
Oh! (blushes) Well, then, I guess... |
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Thomas: |
Oh, most noble guests, I almost forgot! You get a paper with your room. Would you like an Israeli Daily, a Samaritan Statesman, or a Narnia Chronicle? |
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Mary: |
Oh, thank you! |
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Joseph: |
We'll take the Israeli Daily, please. (hands to Mary) Something to read on the way, dear - at least until the sun goes down. |
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Mary: |
(idly glances at front, startles, starts reading intently) |
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Joseph: |
Um, just out of curiosity, if we were to head back towards Israel, which way would you recommend? Are there more inns like this on some route we didn't know about? |
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Mary: |
(VERY upset) No! Never mind! Thank you for everything! We'll be going now, on to Egypt. But, oh dear! If anyone were to ask for us... |
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Thomas: |
(determinedly) No one will know of your passing, my friends. But you must be on your way. God go with you. |
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[they start off] |
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Joseph: |
Mary, what is it! You're shaking! What happened? |
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Mary: |
Oh, Joseph! The paper! The Daily! Those poor children! The poor parents! Oh, I hope everyone we knew was gone! (starts crying) |
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Joseph: |
What? What? |
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Mary: |
(Holds out crumpled paper) It's Herod! He's after what he calls "that newborn usurper and pretender to the throne"! |
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Joseph: |
What? (tries to take paper, but Mary has a tight grip on it) |
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Mary: |
(staring into distance) Herod killed every baby under two years old in the area around Bethlehem. He killed every woman who was pregnant... they would have killed our baby! (holds Jesus tightly to her and weeps) |
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(stunned, walks quietly, patting Mary's hand) |
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Mary: |
An angel he sees... A dream he has... And am I glad he did... Honey, let's go home... to Egypt. |
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NOTES
Narrator: The narrator can sound calm and serious, use a bad NYC Yiddish accent, go for a BBC vive, sound like the radio narrator for "Chicken Man" or "The Tooth Fairy", whatever works.
Baby: The baby Jesus may be played by a doll, a light bulb, an actual baby, whatever works. A stuffed Yoda is probably going a little too far, especially if he's holding a light saber.
Peter: the donkey may be played by a stuffed animal, a cardboard cutout, a person on all fours, whatever works.
Child: various children scurry around carrying signs, props, etc. The main idea is that these people are short. Use children, midgets, people squatting, puppets, muppets, short robots, whatever works.
Gold: Use large, fake coins, a stick of butter, gold bricks, whatever works.
Costumes: Use authentic 0th century Hebrew clothing, bathrobes and dish towels, blue jeans and tees, cowboy and Indian outfits, whatever works.
Curtains: If you don't have any, dim the lights, hold up big pieces of paper or cardboard, whatever works.
Props: Get as sophisticated or as silly as you like. The props should probably match the clothes. Marker on butcher paper or large boxes is good for the oasis and Motel 6 in any event. Sun moving across the sky is well played by a yellow cardboard sun with rays being carried by a "child".
Production: This play works well at any level of amateurism. It's fun to hand out props and scripts to unsuspecting audience members at a gathering and have people do it with no foreknowledge. It might even work as a professionally done drama. I haven't had the pleasure of trying that.
30 November 2014
When Structures Kill
But the original Church of Jesus was totally organic- it was Jesus and people and food and miracles and joy and stuff like that. It was constantly in motion, constantly growing, constantly new. The main non-organic part was Holy Spirit, who just takes organic into new realms.
In too many cases, the modern version of the Church (or rather, many churches) thinks in terms of structures- land, physical plant, hierarchy, covering, accountability, and so on. In and of themselves, there's nothing wrong with any of these. But taken to extremes they are extremely destructive. Couple these with lots of rules and regulations (as inevitably happens when structures take over) and you ten toward becoming a cult. Blech.
If the structures don't facilitate the organic Church- the community, the family- then I have no use for them. If the bricks, rules, or any other structure tries to define / solely contain / otherwise run the organic relationships, I'm out.
When structures start trumping the organic Church, they are probably driven by one or more of these culprits:
- Control - someone feels the need
- Fear - "If we don't..." "If we let..." "What if?" "Do you know what happened?" "Do you know what could happen?"
- Misunderstanding the Bible
- Taking verses out of context
- Love.
- Grace.
- Honor.
- Freedom.
- Joy
- Peace
I honestly don't care if you have joined a "local church" although there's a lot to be said for that if you can find a healthy one (or are healthy enough to help grow one). Community and family look different to different people. If your community and family are strictly online, that's better than nothing! (There was a time that other than my wife, my main community of faith was online.) But some days you need a hug, Or coffee or tea. Or whatever. Or they do. So look around you. There's someone. Embrace your brother and sister regardless of where they worship or what label (if any) they wear. Remember the second commandment- just like the first- "love your neighbor as yourself". Laugh with those who rejoice and weep with those who mourn. Feed the hungry. Clothe the naked. Take care of the outcast. Eat and drink together. Sing, dance, play games, talk, pray, sit quietly, go for walks, heal the sick, set the captive free.
That's what Jesus did. That's what the disciples did. Why do we think we have a better plan? Do you really think Jesus would have been more effective with modern business methods? Do you really think he didn't see these coming? He did. He might have wept.
28 November 2014
The Other Ten Commandments
Jesus replied: "`Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.' This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: `Love your neighbor as yourself.' All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments." (Mt 22/37-40, NIV)
Inevitably when I bring this up, someone adamantly reminds me that Jesus did not come to abolish the law, and that we must not forget about the other commandments. Since very, very few of these people observe the Jewish dietary laws I'll assume they mainly mean the Ten Commandments. So how do they apply?
In general, I would say that Jesus' two commandments do not abolish the ten; they fulfill them. It's not that we should ignore the ten, it's more that if we truly follow (or fall into) the two, the ten are no longer a big deal. Let's break that down.
- You shall have no other gods before Me.
If I love God with all that is in me, what other gods would I love, much less more than God? - You shall not make idols.
An idol is something to worship. If I love completely, idols fall by the wayside, or get obliterated. - You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.
Why would I speak lies about my beloved, or curse him? - Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.
I will certainly set aside time for the one I love most! - Honor your father and your mother.
If we truly love someone we will honor them. - You shall not murder.
How can I murder someone I love? And we are to love all. - You shall not commit adultery.
Why would I cheat on someone I love? If I'm seriously tempted to cheat (temptation itself comes to all, even as it did to Jesus; I'm talking about seriously considering it) then I'm not really loving my wife enough and it's time to get my love on. - You shall not steal.
As with the others, how can I steal from someone I love? That would show a serious problem. - You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
I can't lie about the character or actions of someone I care deeply about. - You shall not covet.
If I love my neighbor (Jesus made it clear in another parable that's everyone) I'm not going to want to take their stuff. I'm going to be happy for them.
Jesus made it clear while talking to a crowd on the side of a mountain that we don't really even understand the point of the commandments. For instance, "But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart." (Mt 5/28, NIV) It's about the heart as much as the actions. This doesn't mean the actions don't matter; it means the heart matters as well. But if I love that woman as God does, if I see her as God does, then I'm going to hate the very idea of lusting after her, and kick lust to the curb. That frees me up to express love; I can look her in the eyes, hug her, laugh with her, weep with her, let her talk about anything she needs to, and generally be in a safe relationship. My wife, knowing my heart, doesn't have to worry. And she, having that same love, is free in her relationships with others as well, and I have nothing to fear. Jealousy has no foothold.
(Someone will inevitably bring up safety here. If we're close to God, he'll let us know when to be careful with someone. If we're in community, we all have each others' backs. But too often when we talk about safety, it's fear driven. "There is no fear in love. But perfect love drives out fear..." (I Jn 4/18) That whole love thing again...)
If you need guidelines for what love looks like (or more generally doesn't look like), spend some time pondering the ten commandments. But since Love is a person, spend more time pondering, getting to know, being loved by, and loving God. Everything else grows out of that.
30 October 2014
What About the Most of These?
- "Whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me." (v, 40)
- "Whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me." (v. 45)
But what about the people on the other end of the spectrum? How are we to treat them? Some people flip it around, showing compassion- even admiration- for those with little while heaping disdain (if not hatred) on those judged to be well off.
The reality is that God made us all in his image. Rich and poor, male and female, every ethnicity, every walk of life, whatever the difference, we are made in his image. We should show no more, and no less, honor and love for the rich than the poor, the poor than the rich. Until we truly see all men and women as equal, we are not living up to who we are- to who we were created to be, to who Christ died for us to be.
Love God with every fiber of your being.
Love your neighbor as yourself.
Every last one of them.
26 August 2014
The Greatest Commandment, Bible Thumper Version
Jesus replied, "To be able to always quote a verse to prove your point; this is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is just like the first, to react without really understanding what you are reacting to. All the law and prophets and your pathetic chances of salvation hang on these two commandments. Don't screw up." Mt 22/36-40, BTV (Bible Thumper's Version)
Clearly all the other versions are mistranslated. Probably dropped a jot or tittle, which we all know is the unforgivable sin; the Holy Spirit hates that.
15 March 2014
How I met God and, Later, Bethel
Suppose you hear about this amazing family, the Joneses. You keep your eyes and ears open, hoping to meet them. Eventually you realize you have friends in common. Over time you notice the things they tell you about the Joneses are not so good. Joe Jones feels up young women, Mary Jones is a cougar on the prowl, the kids vary from just weird to downright mean. You lose interest in the Jones family; you've already had way too many people like that in your life (one is way too many, right?)
A year or so later you realize your friends Smiths are the Jones' cousins, and Jim and Bertie Weems are Joe's God-parents, and they paint a different picture. You realize the neighbors had their own issues, which caused them to project things onto the Joneses. Maybe they aren't so bad, even if they aren't what you originally hoped (you are, after all, still feeling cautious. Once burned twice shy!) After a while, though, you realize the Joneses still sound a bit sketchy. Joe might be stealing office supplies. Mary is always hanging out with the teenagers next door, even though there's no rumors of anything really bad. The kids seem awfully doped, like maybe they're on dope.
Somehow you end up at a party with the Jones. And they're just really nice people. When they hug you it feels good-- and totally safe. Right off the bat, Joe seems to get who you are. Mary talks about the things that matter to you. Their kids and yours teach each other new games you want to join in. A week later when they hear you all have the flu, they come to your house with chicken soup and crackers. They do your laundry. Mary cleans the toilet while Jim does the huge pile of dishes. A month later one of your kids mentions your sister and her kids having to move to a womens' shelter and the Joneses send clothes, books, toys, and a check. You realize the Smiths and Weems, though closer than those first neighbors, also didn't quite get who the Joneses really are. Their own problems distorted their view.
Who are the Joneses? Good people. The best. Instant family. They love you, they care for you, they're there for you.
And that's pretty much how I met God. And later Bethel.
Don't judge a book by the books around it. Don't judge God (or other people) by the people who claim to know them. Get to know them yourself. You won't be sorry.
01 March 2014
Of Course? Or Off Course?
"Of course!"
"There is no `of course'."
"Of course there's an `of course'!"
"If there were an `of course' I wouldn't have asked. I wouldn't have needed to."
Don't "of course" people. Even more so if your actions don't back up your words.
And if they ask you, ask why they ask.
And listen.
Copyright 2014 Triple R Publishing, Round Rock, TX. Feel free to quote so long as attribution is made. All other rights reserved.
Got revelation?
Good for you if you are. For centuries the Church was content to sit on the Bible and call it all the revelation we needed, and look where it got us.
BUT...
I see people who go to every conference, and flit about between churches just to hear their favorite speakers, or to hear every speaker out there. But they don't seem to be going anywhere. Many of them can't seem to get that fresh revelation, at least not in a deep fashion that matters.
Why not?
Some of the time I believe it's because they haven't done anything with the revelation they already got.
Remember the parable of the "talents"-- the bags of gold? It's in Matthew 25 and Luke 19. The servants who invested the money and made more were praised an d put in charge of cities. But the servant who did nothing? What became of that one? Per Mt 25/28, since he had failed to do anything with it, it was taken from him and given to another.
This is sandwiched between the parable of the virgins who squandered their oil for the wedding and the parable of the sheep and the goats at the last judgment. They all add up to using wisely what you are given.
You want more revelation? Invest what you have; use it. Use it to get closer to God, use it to understand yourself better through God's eyes, and to bless people around you-- love them deeply through the revelation (whatever it is) and who you are.
Just as with all the other gifts of God-- love peace, joy, etc.-- you can't give it away as fast as God does. Hoard it and you don't make room for more. Give it away, and it comes pouring in.
You're awesome and loved. Go spread some of that around.
Copyright 2014 Triple R Publishing, Round Rock, TX. Feel free to quote so long as attribution is made. All other rights reserved.
16 August 2013
Modesty and Breast-Feeding
Apparently breastfeeding in public-- until the middle of last century pretty much how the entire human race survived-- is now one of the biggest crimes against humanity there is. And one of the reasons most often cited by Christians (mainly women Christians, at that) is that it involves a lack of modesty, causing every male within a thirty yard radius (except possibly, just possibly, any male infant under the age of, say, 72 hours, being breastfed) to lust. I mean full goose bozo, raging hormones, out of control lust.
I have to be honest. I think women need to be modest in breastfeeding. What does that mean? Well, speaking from the perspective of someone who tries to take the Bible as a whole instead of prooftexting, I'd say it means:
- Don't whip it out[1] and stick your nipple in my face. Oddly enough, no breast feeding mom has ever done that to me, to anyone I know, or to anyone I have even heard about. Their nipples usually go straight into their babies' mouths.
- Don't pop `em both out and then dance around while breastfeeding, gyrating the free boobie like some (deranged) exotic dancer.[2]
- Keep the rest of your clothes on; don't strip down and do a bump and grind show while you breastfeed.[3]
If you can pass these three basic tests, I'd say you are well within Biblical grounds for modesty, and frankly I don't see why anyone would get offended. I realize they do, but... SLAPPTM.[4]
And if a guy does lust because a woman is breastfeeding? Definitely SLAPPTM.[4]
FULL DISCLOSURE:
My Mom was once asked to leave a theater for nursing me. On the back row. Under cover. I was an infant. I'm pretty sure the theater was not very crowded.
When I was around 20 I was admiring a friend's newborn up close for a good 15 seconds or more before I realized she was nursing him. I backed off so as not to seem creepy but she didn't care at all; she knew I was looking at her son, not her. According to some anti-breastfeeders, that's not even possible. But it happened!
CREDITS:
There have been several excellent blogs lately about how silly the anti-breastfeeding arguments are (huge props to the lady who did the one on the evils of spoonfeeding in public!) but the one that prompted me to bare all (so to speak) was this one from The Leaky Boob.
NOTES
[1] I have never in my life seen a woman whip a breast out. It seems they'd have to be pretty big to do that, that means it would likely be painful. That's probably why it's less prevalent than some people seem to think.
[2] Again, that has never happened to me or anyone I know, etc.
[3] See previous notes.
[4] Sounds Like A Personal Problem To Me
26 July 2013
Are You a Stripper?
One of the biggest mistakes the Church has fallen into is approaching the Bible verse by verse, stripping them of context. Jesus didn't tweet the Gospels a phrase or sentence at a time. He told stories, he had conversations, he painted vast panoramas on verbal canvases. He was God; if he wanted to communicate in one liners he would have. He mostly left that to others such as Groucho, Bob Hope, Jack Benny.
For example, a friend recently asked about Matthew 5/37: "But let your `Yes' be `Yes,' and your `No,' `No.' For whatever is more than these is from the evil one." (NKJV). he wanted to know what it meant.
I understand; I learned to do this and did it for years. But eventually I rediscovered how much more sense the Bible makes when we read verses in context. In this case looking at just a few verses before helps immensely. Let's read Matthew 3/33-37 in two translations for even more depth:
"Again, you have heard that it was said to the people long ago, `Do not break your oath, but fulfill to the Lord the vows you have made.' But I tell you, do not swear an oath at all: either by heaven, for it is God's throne; or by the earth, for it is his footstool; or by Jerusalem, for it is the city of the Great King. And do not swear by your head, for you cannot make even one hair white or black. All you need to say is simply `Yes' or `No'; anything beyond this comes from the evil one." (NIV)
"And don't say anything you don't mean. This counsel is embedded deep in our traditions. You only make things worse when you lay down a smoke screen of pious talk, saying, `I'll pray for you,' and never doing it, or saying, `God be with you,' and not meaning it. You don't make your words true by embellishing them with religious lace. In making your speech sound more religious, it becomes less true. Just say `yes' and `no.' When you manipulate words to get your own way, you go wrong." (The Message)
Now the meaning is more obvious. "Speak the truth. If you need an oath to back up your agreement or disagreement, something is wrong... and no one can trust what you say without an oath. Just be real." Studying verse 37 alone does not provide the whole picture, but it does lend itself quite well to legalism, the trap into which so many Pharisees had fallen in Jesus' day. God is always about relationship more than rules. Look at verses in relationship to the verses nearby. No verse is an island.
Various Jewish and Christian scholars added chapters and paragraph divisions for multiple reasons, but verses did not appear in the New testament until the 1500s. While useful as reference points they should otherwise be ignored. Once you can ignore them (The Message really drove this home for me and was just what I needed to move back to a holistic reading) you begin to see things you would otherwise miss.
Even Jesus, quoting brief verses to Satan, clearly had a broader context, or he would never have associated those passages with the topics at hand.
1 Do yourself a huge favor. Read the stories 2 in the Bible as stories, 3 not as a chopped up group of 4 sentences and fragments.